
With talents such as backwards walking up stairs, tongue swallowing, and nose-flute playing, this kid has a great future in the Jackass franchise. Hey parents: Maybe letting your kid watch television once in a while is better than leaving him up to his own devices. Just sayin'.

This new
Tongue Detox Device from Tepe ($9.18) is all the rage in Europe and l've finally been able to find an online retailer that will ship it to America. When I first read about it, it reminded me a lot of the
Breath Rx anti-bacterial tongue spray and tongue scraper, and as I researched it more and more, I came upon a dozen or so tongue devices created to kill bacteria and scrape away the white scummy film that causes bacteria build-up and bad breath.
Who knew this was such a diverse market?

Aside from a career in adult films or as a circus side show act, I'm not really sure where this woman's undulating tongue talent could take her. Oh, wait. There's the internet.

Twice a day we brush, floss and use mouthwash so our mouths feel minty fresh and clean.
Brushing and flossing our teeth gets rid of all the extra food and sugar and junk that gets left in our mouths after eating. Leaving it in our mouths would cause cavities, which we know we don't want - that's why we brush in the first place.

Have you ever noticed a really sensitive part on your tongue, and when you look in the mirror, there's a little bump?
I call them "enlarged taste buds." I've also heard them called "tongue zits," "lie bumps," "tongue blisters," and "
inflamed taste buds."